1.
Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.
He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago 2.
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota Agar dada aashiq na hota! 3.
Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…
Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya… kyunki, waha likha tha ki “Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” 4.
Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-
Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha: Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai? Keval admin ne hath khada kiya.. Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao? Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near), aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)! 5.
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!… Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!” |
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